Cops vs. Celebs

10 ways that being a police officer is similar to being a celebrity

1. You get to eat for free
2. You dress to kill
3. Sometimes you have to act nice or mean
4. You are any one of the members of the band The Police
5. Sometimes you have to interact with criminals


6. You can probably get away with anything
7. Sometimes you have drugs in your car
8. You stop traffic
9. Sometimes there are prostitutes in your car
10. You have a Swiss bank account Celebrity Gossip