Amber Heard is Johnny Depp’s aussie dog smuggling partner in crime

The Australian Government doesn’t take kindly to the smuggling in of pets, even if the smuggles are celebrities. The Aussie’s ruled that Johnber‘s Yorkshire terriers were full on illegal aliens, totally undeclared as welcomed travelers onto Australian soil, and it had nothing to do with the fact that Australia was originally founded by non-Caribbean pirates.


Johnber’s dog smuggling started a feud between they and Deputy Prime Minister of Australia Barnaby Joyce (not Barnaby Jones), with Joyce first threatening to have the dogs put down if they didn’t “bugger off back to the United States”.

Depp soon after fired back that Barnaby Joyce was a “sweaty, big-gutted man from Australia”. Eventually Johnber publicly apologized in a video that Barnaby Joyce posted to his facebook. Amber Heard pled guilty to providing false immigration documents for their pet Yorkshire terriers, Pistol and Boo, and was charged with a one-month good behavior bond.

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